Legal Joke

A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer ...

Legal Story Joke

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so ...

Legal Story Jokes

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised ...

One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, “Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an ...

Group rejects sitting of Rivers election tribunal in Abuja

A non-governmental organisation, Society for Good Governance, has called for the relocation of the Rivers State Election Petitions Tribunal from Abuja, where it is currently sitting, to Port Harcourt. The group’s ...

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and ...

A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It’s so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There’s a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 ...

Three lawyers and three MBA’s are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the MBA’s each buy tickets and watch as the three lawyers buy only a single ticket “How are three people going ...

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery ...

Not exactly what you’re asking for, but when I graduated from law school a professor/mentor of mine (also a state prosecutor) gave me a granite plaque with my name on the front, “Attorney at Law,” ...

A young person is approached by the devil, who shows him the two paths in life to follow (the straight and narrow and well, you know…). He also shows him hell, to which, as we all know, the latter path leads. ...

The lawyer was beginning to grasp at straws during his cross-examination. “You say, Mrs. Dawson, that this took exactly five minutes?” The witness replied that she was sure. “I am going to give you ...

There are three sorts of lawyers – able, unable and lamentable. – Robert Smith Surtees Whoever tells the best story wins. – John Quincy Adams A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he ...

“You seem to be in some distress,” said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?” “Well, your Honour,” said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the ...

Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two physicians. The attorney ...

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all died and went to heaven. St. Peter was there, having a bad day because heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, St. Peter informed them that ...

One day in Contract Law class, the professor asked one of his better students, “Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an ...

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam ...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all day?” Tim stood up and proudly said, ...